Two Wars Ain't Enough

We have 50,000 troops in Iraq, that’s one pointless war. In Afghanistan we succeeded in taking out a bunch of kids looking for firewood (what’d we spend, a billion a head–child murder isn’t cheap these days) and now, without of course bothering with that messy Constitutional requirement of a declaration of war, we’re bombing Libya.

Obama says maybe we’re killing people to get rid of Kadafi, but Defense Secretary Robert Gates says maybe we just want to keep him in power, the American people are so numb they don’t even ask where are the billions coming from to kill Libyans?

I guess we have now found Obama’s birth certificate: it’s stamped “Republican!” With three wars in hand, I bet Obama can out deficit spend George W Bush!